SamBakZa presents

THERE SHE IS!

I remember seeing the first one in 2004 on Newgrounds. I just found out yesterday that there's 5 of them. They're animations in a music video form. They tell a continuous story of a bunny and a cat and love. Very cute!

I think that you don't have to tell stories very complicated or with words. This is a good example of doing that.

Kawaii TV

Not subbed unfortunately.

Atheism

Well.

It's been how long!

Yeah, I lost my interest in this blog but I am bringing it back! Why? Well the podcast I do is going to have a makeover so that means no intershiz at all. (Okay! It is a dumb word!)

Where AM I gonna put it all!

Oh yeah. I have this ol' blog I abandoned. Well, I'm taking it back!

4th

Happy 4th of July.

Religion through LOLCATS

Presenting the LOLCAT Bible.

" Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good."

I'd go to church again just to piss people off with this.

ROFLMAO

Heh. Warcraft.

NSFW time!

I present to you

A Heap Of Trouble

Best chant ever!

Not safe for work.

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.


Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

THIS GUY IS EPIC!

Source: Times Union

Office War

Now wouldn't you like to work here?

From Runaway Box

Bad bear

Bears should not be this way!

Cheat

Ah~ Homestar Runner. A classic of the internet. Mix with a game trailer and stir.

Manga Kills

" Miyagi Prefectural Police officials in northeastern Japan have announced on Monday that they discovered a man dead in his apartment underneath several hundred manga volumes and magazines. They are investigating the cause of death and whether the 37-year-old male company employee is another casualty of last week's earthquake in Miyagi.

According to the investigation, the man's co-workers visited his apartment in Sendai City's Aoba Ward at around 9:00 p.m. on June 14 after he failed to appear at work. (The magnitude-6.8 earthquake occurred at 8:43 a.m. that day and caused 10 confirmed deaths so far.) The officials say that the man stacked books two meters (about six feet) high throughout his entire room. They consider it possible that the books fell on top of the man's chest and abdomen and thus prevented him from breathing. However, a June 15 autopsy was inconclusive, which left open the possibility that the man's death was unrelated to the earthquake."

This guy was an otaku crushed by his own manga that he loved. Irony of the day! I have to admit I will probably die this way as well if I keep thing the way they are.

Source: AnimeNewsNetwork

Win Boat

All aboard the fail win boat!


Source: Anonymous

Bloop

"The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration several times during the summer of 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown."

So why is this on Shit on the Internet Blog?

"Because the Bloop noise originated near the location of the fictional sunken city of R'lyeh from H.P. Lovecraft's story "The Call of Cthulhu", "